Huh???

Dear Anyone Who May Ever Be In A Loud Place With Me,

SPEAK THE FUCK UP.

Please. If you're being asked "What?" after every other sentence, it means you need to raise your voice. Try it; it works.

...sorry, I've had that rant building up for a while. I feel better now.

Speaking of noise levels, my students were eerily quiet today. Have I finally bored them into submission with significance tests and p-values?