Give me all your pity and your money

Things to do when you're feeling sorry for yourself:

1. Go to the beach. You'll have to walk for a while to get away from the crowds, but it will be good for you. Sit on a rock.
   
2. Call home.
   
3. Walk across town listening to whiny, self-absorbed indy rock on your steal-able iPod. I recommend Bright Eyes.
   
4. Have a friend tell you that if your life is too easy people will hate you for it.
   
5. Walk past the cathedral at night.
   
6. Think dirty thoughts about cigarettes.
   
7. Have a drink on the balcony.

Just some suggestions.