Benidorm is not Spain

Gibraltar is England inside of Spain in a way that's kind of okay. The signs are in English and there's fish and chips, and there's also jamon serrano. And monkeys. There are no monkeys here in Benidorm, just crappy food and British tourists. I had a ham sandwich for lunch (it wasn't great ham but at least they have ham) and they put butter on it. Butter. There's no butter in Spain! Okay, I guess they put butter on toast sometimes, but ham sandwiches are made with olive oil. Period. Who are these people? And. The hotel cafeteria (in no way is it a dining room) doesn't serve coffee at dinner, only at breakfast. I've gotta get back to the real Spain.